Ewww: Bride's Cousin Catches The Garter — The Betoota Advocate

Following the inadvertently incestuous experience, the wedding party failed to reach the same highs as before with many guests choosing to leave before the bride and groom, who eventually elected to leave through a private back entrance.

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Bucks Party Sitting In Neutral Until Father-Of-The-Bride Fucks Off — The Betoota Advocate

Groom's Dad Interrupts Wedding Vows, Confronts Son About Bride

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